“…Today I realized my emails back and forth to the dean about him was entitled “douche.” I totally blame May for her constant use of the word. I never use it and don’t even remember doing it. Now I realize why the dean was confused but we’ve been mailing since about brain plasticity and I only just realize he sees “douche” in his inbox every time. It’s hysterical. I wasn’t calling him a douche but Kuznar, and yet who knows what he thought. Ah, I have got to apologize but tomorrow. Right now this is everybody’s favorite story…”
–excerpt of one of many emails about dean of students email #1
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